Papa Urshkay

'When I finally got my superman suit, I guess I wanted to get the sensation of being up in the air and the only way I could do that was to go out on the porch roof at 1601 Amberly ave. I wanted to feel what it was like to look down from high up get the whole feeling going on, it was a little disappointing. But then I saw old mister Andrews walking by, I wanted to impress him, so I yelled down to him(calling his name) and placed my fists on my waist in my best superman pose with my chest thrust out as far as i could push it and instead of him seeing superman, he saw a child who thought he could fly and called for help to save me from jumping to my death. I ended up being embarrassed when they tried to negotiate me back in the house like I was a jumper trying to end it all. Not the experience I had hoped for.'